Some of my favorite movie lines
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Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. ~Major T J Kong
Dr Strangelove (highlight here)
Candygram for Mongo.
Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... and death. It shall be life.
The Outlaw Josey Wales
“I’ll have what she’s having!”
When Harry Met Sally
“Of all the gin joints in all the cities of the world... She walks into mine”
Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) “
“Never get off the boat!” Chef (Frederick Forrest):
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
SULLAH: Ah, asps. Very dangerous. (a beat) You go first.
"You want confirmation? There's your confirmation!!"
Tora! Tora! Tora!
"What we've got here, is failure to communicate"
Cool Hand Luke
“In a garden, growth has its season...as long as the roots are not severed, all is well, and all will be well in the garden.”
Peter Sellers as Chance the Gardener in “Being There” 1979
"Wow! What knockers!"
They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. That’s the
"You just put your lips together and blow"
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart in To Have and Have Not (1944)
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
It took me three hours to figure out that FU meant Felix Unger.
The Odd Couple
“Life is pain, Highness, and anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
The Princess Bride
"You aren't too bright. I like that in a man."
Kathleen Turner, Body Heat.
“Every man dies...Not every man really lives”.
"Face it, girls. I'm older and I have more insurance!"
Fried Green Tomatoes
“I’m having a friend over for dinner”
“Silence of the Lambs”
"Surely you cant be serious? I am serious and don’t call me Shirley."
Magic Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.
Negotiate? [BANG] Anyone else want to negotiate?
Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis) in “The Fifth Element”
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
“Conan the Barbarian”
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! ~DR Evil
“I have to get this man to a hospital right away.”
“What is it?”
“A big building with lots of windows and sick people. But that’s not important right now.”
I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ babies. ...
Prissy in Gone With The Wind.
Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in
The Wizard of Oz.
“We’re gonna need some more FBI guys”
How can you shot women and children?
You don't lead them as much.
Full Metal Jacket
"Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere."
It's a Wonderful Life
“No matter where you go — there you are.”
“This has GOT to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.”
Men In Black
“English, Motherf*ck*r! Do You Speak It!?”
Sam Jackson -Pulp Fiction.
“Express elevator to Hell, goin’ down!”
A day may come when the courage of men fails,when we forsake our friends
and break all bonds of fellowship -but it is not this day!
An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down
but it is not this day!
This day we fight!!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
I bid you stand, Men of the West!!!
The Lord of the Rings
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
The Princess Bride
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Robert Duvall, as Col. Kilgore, “Apocalypse Now”
"This is my BOOMSTICK!!!"
Ashe (Bruce Campbell), Army of Darkness
“No poor dumb ba$tard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the OTHER poor dumb ba$tard die for HIS country”.
George C. Scott as Gen. George Patton in “Patton”
Adm. Painter: What's his plan?
Jack Ryan: His plan?
Adm. Painter: Russians don't take a dump without a plan son.
Hunt for Red October
”You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means”.
The Princess Bride
Pay no attention to that Man behind the Curtain.
The Wizard of Oz
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Al Pacino, as Tony Montana, in Scarface
"It’s just a flesh wound"
The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!
The Big Lebowski:
“Geoff Montgomery: It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?”
Ghost Breakers 1940
Hawkins: I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there’s been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.
The Court Jester (1955)
Alex~ No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.
"I ain't got time to bleed".
Predator (Jessie Ventura)
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.
Treasure of the Sierra Madres
"A real woman can stop you from drinking",
"She'd have to be a really BIG woman".
"Hah, that's not a knife .... THAT'S a knife!"
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he’s been club champion for three years running and I’m no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don’t sell yourself short Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.
"I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum!"
Roddy Piper in "They Live"
"Your ass looks like 200 pounds of chewed bubble gum"
Gunny Hartman (R. Lee Ermy) Full Metal Jacket
Bring out your dead.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) Jaws
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?
I don't deduce. I observe.
“Talk To The Hand”
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
“You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said “thank you,” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a d*mn what you think you are entitled to.”
A Few Good Men
“There are two types of people in the world - those with a gun, and those who dig. Now dig!”
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to
You can't swim?! Hell, the fall will probably kill you!"
Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, 1969
Capt. Renaud: Round up the usual suspects.
“Fill your hands you son of a bitch”
John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn in True Grit
“Yippee kai ay, mother f***er