Ground Zero Mosque Supporters UNITE !
I am the Founder and Pastor of the Church of Perpetual Condescension.
You can call the Church of PC for short.
I light of your belief that a Mosque founded by a hate spouting Imam supported by dubious financing 2 blocks from where planeloads of devout Muslim men murdered 3000 people is a great idea, I would like to ask you support for my own project in the same vein.
As you are aware, the US dropped a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima. The devastation was enormous.
I propose to build my Church on the hillside above Hiroshima and like the founder of the Ground Zero Mosque, I will say again and again that this Church is all about "tolerance and understanding". The symbolism must be ignored by any true believer in the Church of PC. Any resident or Japanese countryman that would feel insulted is an obvious racist, PC-Phobe or closet bigot.
In order to "simulate debate" at the new Church location, I am proposing that a statue be commissioned and erected in full view of the residents of Hiroshima or Nagasaki. It will of course be as culturally sensitive as the Ground Zero Mosque is to New Yorkers and many other Americans.
Imagine the feeling of inclusiveness the residents of Hiroshima will feel when the monument is finally standing. looking out over downtown Hiroshima.
As a supporter of the Ground Zero Mosque, you will naturally agree that my concept for my monument deserves at least as much support.
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*this article is SATIRE*